Dear log,
My life is like an abyss. Sitting in my room all day is boring knowing I can't access that website I like to go to, I was banned for no good reason... and it couldn't turn me any more on! The thought of her grabbing that mouse and thrusting it around the mousepad so in-control like a beautiful dream. And then her jabbing with her index finger the 'right button' to finish the deed and forevermore forbid me is so taboo I want to jizz all over the monitor.

I tried to go to confront her (at work) but when I tried to go on the elevator it attacked me. Those harsh metallic doors swooshing in on both sides of me, closing in on it's prey is so taboo I want to jizz all over the monitor.

I'm tired I'm off to bed.